Zyn, a player of World of Warcraft asked at the official forums when is Patch 1.11 gonna be released, hoping for a blue (Community Manager) to reply. Eyonix however replied cryptically … with a … creative blues song of his own instead …
In the year 2525
If WoW is still alive
If players can survive
They may find
In the year 3535
Ain’t gonna need to type in chat, or in vent
Everything you think, do, and say
Is in the frustration you expressed today
In the year 4545
Ain’t gonna need your teeth, won’t need your eyes
You won’t find a thing to chew
Nobody’s gonna look at you
In the year 5555
Your arms are hanging limp at your sides
Your legs got nothing to do
Your Troll Warrior is doing that for you
In the year 6565
Ain’t gonna need no race, won’t need no class
You’ll pick your face, pick your body too
From the choices Blizz gives to you
In the year 7510
If the patch is a-comin’ it ought to make it by then
Maybe Blizz will look around and say
Guess it’s time for the Scourge Invasion today
In the year 8510
Blizz is gonna shake their mighty head then
They’ll either say I’m pleased where players have been
Or send the GoBs and start again
In the year 9595
I’m kinda wondering if players are still logged in
They’ve taken everything Azeroth can give
And they ain’t put back nothing
Now it’s been 10,000 years
Players have cried a billion tears
For what gear they never knew
Now player’s reign is through
But through eternal night
The twinkling of starlight
So very far away
Maybe it’s only yesterday
